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August 15, 2003
Beer-Movie Review: Freddy Vs. Jason
Yup, it's summer time and once again the creative wasteland known as Hollywood churns out another cinematic catastrophe uniting two worn-out franchises from a dead genre. Robert Englund and Some Guy In Overalls And A Hockey Mask reprise the roles that they will be forever typecast into in a film that will recover its production costs as reliably as your average water utility. Considering that I've probably already seen every good scene in the movie by watching the 15 second TV trailer, I'm guessing that it would take 9 beers for me to find this piece of shit entertaining.
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Posted by Dan at August 15, 2003 03:15 PM
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