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November 10, 2003
Shufflin' On Down To Jail...
Former Eagles/Vikings/Cardinals/Browns/Packers and most notably Bears QB Jim McMahon was arrested early Sunday morning for DUI. McMahon failed a field sobriety test, then blew over three times the legal limit on the breathalyzer. According to officers on the scene, all McMahon had to say for himself was, "I'm too drunk. You got me."
McMahon's arrest is merely the latest incident in a plague of karmic comeuppance suffered by the participants in the 1986 Bears' ill-fated "Superbowl Shuffle" video. Past incidents include Willie Gault's film career, Mike Ditka's short-lived head coaching tenure in New Orleans and his subsequent role as a spokesperson for the impotency drug Viagara and the infamous "Shoney's Buffet" incident involving William "The Refrigerator" Perry, which we dare not speak of.
Posted by Dan at November 10, 2003 07:51 AM
Comments
Of course McMahon was doomed -- he always wears a white headband that displays his current BAC.
Posted by: jug at November 11, 2003 12:46 PM
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