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December 09, 2003
Our Streets Are Safe Again
Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling remain at large, but at least the cops have taken George Clinton off of the streets. The grand master of funk was arrested for possession of cocaine and paraphernalia last night. Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk was reported relieved at the news of Clinton's apprehension.
Posted by Dan at December 9, 2003 11:01 AM
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Shame on you for posting this news while ignoring the mugshot:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/funkenstein1.html
Summary: What if Whoopi Goldberg and My Little Pony mated?
Posted by: jug at December 9, 2003 01:06 PM
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