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December 31, 2003

Praise Be And Pass The Bean Pies

CNN.com has brought me wonderful news this morning. Shortly after Michael Jackson crushed the dreams of stand-up comedians and hack comedy writers everywhere by denying that the Nation of Islam was taking an active role in his legal defense, "sources" close to the situation are saying that the NoI is actively involved in managing Jackson's day-to-day affairs. This news comes one day after Jackson's personal spokesman resigned, siting "strategic differences."

I can't tell you how pleased this development makes me. Michael Jackson is comedy gold. Louis Farrakhan is comedy gold. Together, they are going to be comedy dynamite. Strap yourself in and hold on for the laughs...

Posted by Dan at December 31, 2003 08:20 AM

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