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January 09, 2004

When Corn Flies

Somebody please tell me that I'm not the only one who senses a complete disaster in the making. Try to read the following sentence without lapsing momentarily into a disconnected variant of the Pete Carroll Face:

"Callahan, the first outsider in more than 40 years to coach the Cornhuskers, will bring an NFL-style passing offense to a program that built its success on a dominant running game."

How can this help but fail spectacularly. Your average Nebraska offensive lineman would do better on the MCAT than blocking for a five step drop. This is madness. I don't want to live in a world where Cornhusker QB's don't wind up playing Free Safety on Sunday. (If they wind up playing at all.)

Posted by Dan at January 9, 2004 11:06 PM

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