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January 22, 2004
What Would Mrs. Robinson Say?
Terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden and organized crime kingpin James "Whitey" Bulger remain at large, but at least we got Art Garfunkel. The lesser half of 1960's pop duo Simon & Garfunkel was arrested for possession of a "small amount" of marijuana when a state trooper smelled dope after pulling over his limo for speeding in upstate New York. The possession offense was apparently so minor that Garfunkel doesn't even need to show up for his court hearing, at which he could be fined a whopping $100.
Despite repeated IM messages and a good 20 minutes spent hanging out by the office soda machine, the author was unable to find anyone who cared enough to comment by press time.
Posted by Dan at January 22, 2004 01:12 PM
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