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April 19, 2004
Idaho Man Is "Richard Clarke Of S.U.V. Terrorism"
Your S.U.V. is in danger. Not from collisions with smaller, lighter vehicles, of course. This genius from the redneck Shangri La of Idaho has identified "radical environmentalists" as the greatest new threat to peace, justice and the American way. I, for one, was completely unaware of the 2004 presidential candidates' stands on the S.U.V. fuel economy issue. I was similarly unaware that C.A.F.E. standards are a liberal elitist plot to kill your children. I will never take the safety of my S.U.V. for granted again. I'm planning to install radar on the roof of my 4Runner to give me a heads up in case the Sierra Club tries to crash a hijacked passenger plane into my car.
Posted by Dan at April 19, 2004 02:43 PM
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