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June 06, 2004

The World's Most Difficult Game Of Bingo

everything sucks less when viewed through the lens of nostalgia
Ronald Reagan has now departed for the great photo op in the sky. In preparation for the upcoming orgy of renaming every available government building, school, bridge, intersection and cul-de-sac after the fortieth president, the barking heads of American conservatism are rushing to their knees to fellate Reagan's painstakingly revised and sanitized legacy. Over the coming weeks, the 1980's are going to become such a magical time in history that we'll all wish we'd actually lived it.

In preparation for the onslaught of fawning interviews and gushing retrospectives, I've constructed the world's most difficult game of Bingo. Seriously. Print out the attached Bingo card and play along as the great luminaries of the right slather Reagan with credit for every significant American achievement since 1981.







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Dr. C. Everett Koop
Attorney General Edwin Meese
Crack Babies
Trickle-Down Economics
H.I.V.
House Un-American Activities Committee
Iran-Contra Affair
Beirut Marine Barracks Bombing
Black Monday
B-1 Bomber
Tower Commission
Air Traffic Controllers
MX Missile
Adm. John Poindexter
Just Say No
Colon Polyps
Mujahideen
Lt. Col. Oliver North
Where's The Beef?
Lawrence Walsh
Deficit Spending
Challenger Disaster
Star Wars
Director William Casey
Grenada

Posted by Dan at June 6, 2004 08:59 PM

Comments

Be sure to sign the condolence book for Reagan. I left some "kind" words for Astrology-bubblehead Nancy....

https://www.ronaldreaganmemorial.com/condolence_book.asp

Posted by: h-ed at June 7, 2004 09:08 PM

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