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June 06, 2004
The World's Most Difficult Game Of Bingo
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| everything sucks less when viewed through the lens of nostalgia |
Ronald Reagan has now departed for the great photo op in the sky. In preparation for the upcoming orgy of renaming every available government building, school, bridge, intersection and
cul-de-sac after the fortieth president, the barking heads of American conservatism are rushing to their knees to fellate Reagan's painstakingly revised and sanitized legacy. Over the coming weeks, the 1980's are going to become such a magical time in history that we'll all wish we'd actually lived it.
In preparation for the onslaught of fawning interviews and gushing retrospectives, I've constructed the world's most difficult game of Bingo. Seriously. Print out the attached Bingo card and play along as the great luminaries of the right slather Reagan with credit for every significant American achievement since 1981.
| B | I | N | G | O |
| Dr. C. Everett Koop | Attorney General Edwin Meese | Crack Babies | Trickle-Down Economics | H.I.V. |
| House Un-American Activities Committee | Iran-Contra Affair | Beirut Marine Barracks Bombing | Black Monday | B-1 Bomber |
| Tower Commission | Air Traffic Controllers | MX Missile | Adm. John Poindexter | Just Say No |
| Colon Polyps | Mujahideen | Lt. Col. Oliver North | Where's The Beef? | Lawrence Walsh |
| Deficit Spending | Challenger Disaster | Star Wars | Director William Casey | Grenada |
Posted by Dan at June 6, 2004 08:59 PM
Be sure to sign the condolence book for Reagan. I left some "kind" words for Astrology-bubblehead Nancy....
https://www.ronaldreaganmemorial.com/condolence_book.asp
Posted by: h-ed at June 7, 2004 09:08 PM
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