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November 17, 2004

K-Mart And Sears Merging; Insert Joke Here

Retailers K-Mart and Sears have announced their intention to merge. I made up some funny headlines about the deal. Feel free to chip in with your own:

K-Mart Buying Sears In Deal Expected To Collapse Into Insatiable Black Hole Of Shareholder Value

Blue Light Soon To Be Detectable Only As X-Rays Emanating From Event Horizon

Lack Of Criminal Record Leaves Bob Vila Better Positioned Than Martha Stewart To Face Upcoming Insolvency

Wal-Mart Revises Future Earnings Outlook Upwards By The Cost Of One Beat-Down

These things practically write themselves.

Posted by Dan at November 17, 2004 01:28 PM

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