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November 17, 2004
K-Mart And Sears Merging; Insert Joke Here
Retailers K-Mart and Sears have announced their intention to merge. I made up some funny headlines about the deal. Feel free to chip in with your own:
K-Mart Buying Sears In Deal Expected To Collapse Into Insatiable Black Hole Of Shareholder Value
Blue Light Soon To Be Detectable Only As X-Rays Emanating From Event Horizon
Lack Of Criminal Record Leaves Bob Vila Better Positioned Than Martha Stewart To Face Upcoming Insolvency
Wal-Mart Revises Future Earnings Outlook Upwards By The Cost Of One Beat-Down
These things practically write themselves.
Posted by Dan at November 17, 2004 01:28 PM
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