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February 09, 2005
Great Scott, It's Great John!
| So this is what it's come to. America is now home to so many frightening hambeasts who are too large to use a normal commode that there's a company making oversize crappers for their fat asses. This web site is disturbing. How disturbing? I dare you to click on the "See the Difference" link about 3/4 of the way down the page, on the right. I double-dare you. But don't say that you weren't warned... |
Posted by Dan at February 9, 2005 08:47 PM
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I do particularly like this quote from their website:
"SAFETY ISSUES
The Great John is substantially more robust than a standard toilet. Standard designs are not meant to withstand a big person."
Posted by: Mario at February 13, 2005 10:26 PM
About the "robust" line: if they have to say it, then they have to say it, political correctness be damned. What really bugged me though, is where they say that this - thing - can be used by anyone. I just find that hard to believe, with the 2-foot vertical elevation and all that other stuff.
Posted by: Tom at February 14, 2005 05:42 PM
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